Episode 131: BURRITOVILLE!! (w/ Kate Haugan)

Welcome to a land where up is down and tomorrow is yesterday. 

Where things and ideas seem familiar but they are far stranger than any man or woman could ever imagine. WELCOME TO...BURRITOVILLE!!! That's right, this week we take a listen to a podcast from a twisted alternate dimension! We gaze into the looking glass at an alternate reality where Taco The Town doesn't exist and another Dave hosts a show called BURRITOVILLE with his co-host Chris-rito! NO TACO TALK ON THIS SHOW! CHONK CHONK! In this episode Dave (or Burrito Bill) and Chris-rito are joined by KATE HAUGAN (Burrito Adventurer, Actress, Kansas City Improv Performer with HAM KITTY & Accountant) to review the CHONK-ERIFFIC Firm and Pillowy Burritos from BURRITO BROTHERS in the City Market! GIMME THAT CHONK!! Kate tells the gang about her days going on Burrito Quests in New York City, Chipotle Chip Dip Tips and how she is going to start her own Burrito podcast called 'Burri-TOE the Line'! (Good Luck with that!) We ask the question: HOW MANY BURRITOS DID YOU EAT THIS WEEK? And WHAT'S GOT YOUR BURRITOS IN A BUNCH? CHONK! CHONK! We touch upon the scary nature of eating burritos and the minefield that is the possibility of biting the aluminum wrapping! In BURRITO BULLETINS we discuss the TIK TOK USER WHO WENT VIRAL WHEN HE ORDERED A BADONKA-CHONK CHIPOTLE BURRITO WITH EVERYTHING ON IT, BUBBAKOO'S BURRITOS NEW NASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN BURRITO and the NEW MAKEUP LINE THAT LETS YOU WEAR CHIPOTLE THEMED EYE SHADOW AND LIP GLOSS! (If you could lick your own eyelid would you?) In the BURRITO BLOTTER we tell the tale of the Arizona Man who was arrested for stealing a man's burrito and eating it! GRAND THEFT BURRITO! CHONK CHONK! ALL THIS AND: Our Crew answers some deep Burrito questions in THE BURRITO SESSIONS! CHONK! We read some INDIFFERENT REVIEWS IN A NOT SO FUNNY VOICE and DON'T MISS everyone's favorite segment BURRITO BALLADS! THERE'S NO LOVE LIKE BURRITO LOVE AND NO OTHER COULD GIVE MORE BURRITO LOVE! CHONK CHONK! Something in the Milk Ain't Clean this week on BURRITOVILLE so GET YOUR CHONK ON!!! Intro Announcer: KURTIS SEABOLDT. Editor: MATT ALLEN Music: SUNEATERS & SCOTT HARTLEY. Courtesy of Lotuspool Records.